✦ Hand drawn. No AI. Ever. ✦
Your Pet.
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Your Pet.
Poorly Drawn.
Only $5.
Your pet will be immortalized. The results will be chaotic. You will love it anyway (we hope).
$5
Cheaper than a Big Mac
The Portrait
Hand-drawn digital portrait. Poorly drawn. Adorably awesome.
$10
Cosmic chaos
Portrait + Zodiac Reading
We draw your pet AND guess their zodiac sign based on their vibe. So technically... even if we're wrong, we're still right.
$20
The perfect gift
Portrait on a Mug
We draw it, slap it on a mug, ship it to you.
* Digital portraits delivered same day. Mugs ship in 5–10 business days.
How It Works 🎨
1
Tell Us Everything
Your pet's name, anything specific you want us to include, their social security number, etc.
2
We Draw It
A real human artist draws your pet doing their thing. By hand. With love.
3
You Approve It
We send you the digital file. You say "yes, that's perfect" or "more chaos please."
4
No Ragrets
Your pet is now immortalized.
DND DICE
View allDice Goblin approved.
GRAPHIC TEES
View all →Made w/ good ol' Photoshop. Yes, you absolutely need these.
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